Monday, June 28, 2010
When Poison enters.
Have you every worked at a place where everyone worked well together and everything just clicked? You know, the left hand always knows what the right hand is doing. There are times that associates work together like a fine tuned machine. Like the way the pistons and the valves work in an engine or a healthy heart and the lungs work together. Everything running smooth, all parts doing what they're supposed to. The nice thing about a group of people who work well together is that one person will help another out without even being asked. Then, one day, poison steps in. Like dirt in the engine or smoke in the lungs. All of the sudden a machine that was clicking on all cylinders is not working at all. Some times we deal with this in our work place. Someone comes in to a workplace, a sales team or a territory that causes all kinds of problems. The sad thing is that management may not always recognize it. As a matter of fact, there are times when management is the last to know. Many times the other associates know the truth before management. Hence, the poison continues to fester and once everything settles and the poison is finally removed, there is a lot of work to be done. In the body, organs may need replace. In an engine you may need a new short block. In the work place you very well may need to resell your clients as to why they should stay with your product or may have to re earn your customers trust. My suggestion, listen to your employees, ask them if they can think of anyone who they would coin as poison. Maybe they can see someone who isn't poison yet but could be pushed to become poison. Then you can take the precautions so that this doesn't happen. Bottom line, listen and talk to your employees. Listen and talk to your customers. Chances are they know the poison way before you and, caught quick enough, you can stop it before it becomes a major problem.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
1 Hour a Day
Interesting comment my son Andrew said to me yesterday. "If you just commit 1 hour a day to ventriloquism, imagine how much better you will be a year from now." 1 hour a day. Interesting, that's 365 days a year or 365 hours a year. Let's break that down into even more reasonable numbers 365 - 104 (skipping Saturdays and Sundays) is still 261 hours a year. If you subtract another 10 hours for vacations and 5 more hours for whatever reason you still have 246 hours a year. Now if you dedicate 246 hours a year to anything it's going to improve but only if you 1) Have a plan and 2) Work that plan. So I figured, how about dedicating 1 hour a day to ventriloquism, 1 hour a day to magic and mentalism and 1 hour a day to AutoTrader.com. That only 3 hours a day. I can find 3 hours a day by 1) Getting up 1 hour earlier 2) Watching 1 hour less TV a day and 3) Well, watching another hour less TV. Good advice from my son that I'm going to pursue starting today! Enjoy the video below!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Just got back from the hospital!
Had a fairly nice stay at Trumbull Memorial Hospital this last week. Had a chance to lay in bed, rest, have antibiotics pumped through my veins constantly and share rooms with a guy that was in more pain than I was. It all started on Friday when I had to get my stomach checked because it was hurting so bad (actually, I had gone to urgent care on Wednesday and they diagnosed it as a urinary tract infection). After getting a CATscan they came to the conclusion that I had, get ready for it, DIVERTICULITIS.
Now any of you SNL (Saturday Night Live) fans out there remember Doug and Wendy Whiner. They always complained about their diverticulitis. We all laughed at it. We thought it was silly. I mean, what a name for a sickness, it just sounds like a made up word! Well, I got news for you, it's no laughing matter! It feels like you just got kicked in the groin and the pain never goes away! (On a side note, diverticulitis is an inflamed diverticulosis so Doug and Wendy, most likely have diverticulosis not diverticulitis.)
I love staying in the hospital. You always have at least one person on the floor that is out of their mind and just yell peoples names, "Laura, Laura, Norma, Nancy, Nurse, Miss, Mommy" constantly all night long. Plus you have a nice uninterrupted sleep all night long. "Mr. Robison I need to take your temperature, Mr. Robison I have your new antibiotic can you tell me your full name, date of birth, allergies, social diseases, government bond serial numbers, blood type ....." And the food is always so good, I was on a clear liquid diet for the first few days which included broth, jello, and tea. Next I retired to FULL liquid diet which included cream of wheat for breakfast (still trying to figure out how that's a liquid) and strained soup for lunch and dinner. And don't forget the mighty shake!!! YUMMY!
It was mostly cleared up by Tuesday and I thought the doctor was going to send me home that day but when I had the CATscan (I know that's not how you spell it but I also know it's annoying some of you!
The biopsy went well and they found it was only scar tissue (which leads me to another question, how do you get scar tissue on a kidney?) And I got to come home today, PRAISE THE LORD! Now if I only didn't have to go back next week for skin graphs where they put all the adhesive during my stay! What kind of glue do that use on hospital tape anyway? I'll tell you this much, if it ever got out on the free market the superglue/crazyglue companies will be out of business!
Now any of you SNL (Saturday Night Live) fans out there remember Doug and Wendy Whiner. They always complained about their diverticulitis. We all laughed at it. We thought it was silly. I mean, what a name for a sickness, it just sounds like a made up word! Well, I got news for you, it's no laughing matter! It feels like you just got kicked in the groin and the pain never goes away! (On a side note, diverticulitis is an inflamed diverticulosis so Doug and Wendy, most likely have diverticulosis not diverticulitis.)
I love staying in the hospital. You always have at least one person on the floor that is out of their mind and just yell peoples names, "Laura, Laura, Norma, Nancy, Nurse, Miss, Mommy" constantly all night long. Plus you have a nice uninterrupted sleep all night long. "Mr. Robison I need to take your temperature, Mr. Robison I have your new antibiotic can you tell me your full name, date of birth, allergies, social diseases, government bond serial numbers, blood type ....." And the food is always so good, I was on a clear liquid diet for the first few days which included broth, jello, and tea. Next I retired to FULL liquid diet which included cream of wheat for breakfast (still trying to figure out how that's a liquid) and strained soup for lunch and dinner. And don't forget the mighty shake!!! YUMMY!
It was mostly cleared up by Tuesday and I thought the doctor was going to send me home that day but when I had the CATscan (I know that's not how you spell it but I also know it's annoying some of you!
The biopsy went well and they found it was only scar tissue (which leads me to another question, how do you get scar tissue on a kidney?) And I got to come home today, PRAISE THE LORD! Now if I only didn't have to go back next week for skin graphs where they put all the adhesive during my stay! What kind of glue do that use on hospital tape anyway? I'll tell you this much, if it ever got out on the free market the superglue/crazyglue companies will be out of business!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Be Strong!
Another great devotion today from Positive Living Day by Day by Norman Vincent Peale. If you don't have this book I would highly suggest getting it.
He gives strength to the weary and increases power to the weak. Isaiah 40:29
Nobody can live successfully in this world without being strong. You may be pampered and protected when you are a child, but you have to learn to be strong as you mature, because sooner or later, life will throw the book at you. Sometimes it will throw the whole book at you all at once. You have to get adjusted so you won't collapse under the trouble, or give way under difficulty, or fold under the blow of adversity. I sometimes think that the greatest virtue of all is to be strong.
Christianity is a way of life that makes people strong. You can have all the strength you will ever need if you build into yourself the love of God and stay close to Jesus until He becomes part of you.
Our Heavenly Father, we give You thanks for the great power that comes to us from You through Jesus Christ. Amen.
He gives strength to the weary and increases power to the weak. Isaiah 40:29
Nobody can live successfully in this world without being strong. You may be pampered and protected when you are a child, but you have to learn to be strong as you mature, because sooner or later, life will throw the book at you. Sometimes it will throw the whole book at you all at once. You have to get adjusted so you won't collapse under the trouble, or give way under difficulty, or fold under the blow of adversity. I sometimes think that the greatest virtue of all is to be strong.
Christianity is a way of life that makes people strong. You can have all the strength you will ever need if you build into yourself the love of God and stay close to Jesus until He becomes part of you.
Our Heavenly Father, we give You thanks for the great power that comes to us from You through Jesus Christ. Amen.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Devotion this morning in Postive Living Day by Day.
Just got up this morning and grabbed the devotional book "Positive Living Day by Day by Norman Vincent Peale" and thought everyone would appreciate what the devotion had to say this morning. It's short so take the time to read it. I think you'll enjoy it and have a better attitude after reading it. Here it is.
"Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart." JEREMIAH 29:12-13
How deeply do we believe? Do we just believe superficially, without depth or commitment? In the book of Jeremiah we read, "Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart." Nobody ever made anything great out of his life who didn't do it with his whole heart.
I remember talking to a celebrity years ago. I knew that she had had a great deal of trouble in her life. I asked, "How come you keep at it with such enthusiasm?"
"Why," she answered, "because I love it. I give my whole self to it." And she did; she threw everything she had into it. If you give yourself with all your heart to your business, to your children, to your marriage, to your future, to your hopes, you are going to come out with something that is lasting and strong.
Hope this helps your day. Great words to live by!
"Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart." JEREMIAH 29:12-13
How deeply do we believe? Do we just believe superficially, without depth or commitment? In the book of Jeremiah we read, "Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart." Nobody ever made anything great out of his life who didn't do it with his whole heart.
I remember talking to a celebrity years ago. I knew that she had had a great deal of trouble in her life. I asked, "How come you keep at it with such enthusiasm?"
"Why," she answered, "because I love it. I give my whole self to it." And she did; she threw everything she had into it. If you give yourself with all your heart to your business, to your children, to your marriage, to your future, to your hopes, you are going to come out with something that is lasting and strong.
Hope this helps your day. Great words to live by!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
You want what you don't have.
Who were those kids who always had the steelies that were about 3 inches in diameter? You marble players all know who I'm talking about. We would play keepsies and the kid would always come up with a steelie that half the size of a school globe and say, "You want to play?" I would always say, "What are the rules?" (Real smart, have the kid with the biggest, shiniest marble make up the rules) "OK", he says, "I just have to hit your marble once and you have to hit mine a bazillion times." To which I would always reply, "OK". Did I expect to win? NO! But if I could only hit it a bazillion times I could have that bright shiny steelie and be the envy of all my friends! Little did I know I could just go to the auto parts store and pick one up. As a matter of fact I never beat those kids at marbles. But isn't that always the case? You want what you don't have and you'll do stupid things to get it.
Here's another example. BB guns. My mom hated them. She said that I was not allowed to have a BB gun. "Under know uncertain terms can you have a BB gun." So guess what I always wanted. You guessed it, a BB gun. Would I have wanted it if my mother didn't care whether I had one or not? I can't answer that because all I know is, since she didn't want me to have one, I wanted one. One day my neighbor Ronnie got a new BB gun and wanted to sell me his old one. I don't even remember where I got the money but I ended up with his old BB gun and hid it where no mother would ever look, under my bed with the last 7 editions of Club and Penthouse magazines (hey I was a kid, nowadays they have the internet). And some how, I can't remember how, my mother found out about it. I had to give it back to Ronnie and he even got to keep the money (although the joke is most likely on my Dad because I may have paid for it with some of his Ben Franklin 50 cent pieces!) Another thing I didn't have and always wanted.
But even the most trivial things that you don't have you want. We didn't have a basement. If we could go over to someones house and spend time in the basement it was like a whole new world to us. "You have a basement? Let's go over to your house." "You have your room in the basement? Oh my gosh that must be awesome!" I thought that feeling would be gone when you got older. You know, envy, want, need for what you don't have. Guess what, I DOESN'T.
I remember going to the ventriloquist convention back in 1980, I already had a Semok figure but saw Conrad Hartz and John Arvites (sorry if I spelled it wrong) and the work they did and I wanted one from each of them. I got the Hartz. Then I saw Verna Findley's work and wanted one of hers. She quit making them before I finally got a soft puppet but I love Mary Ann Taylor's work! Now there's that Selberg guy, haven't got one of those yet. You see, hasn't changed at all. The only difference is my mom's not telling me I can't have it any more. I guess that's why it says in the 23 Psalms, The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. We shouldn't want for anything and definitely not envy someone who does have something we don't. But then again, that is our nature.
The sad thing about it is, once you do get what you've desired, that's it. You're desire is over. You've got it and now what, YOU WANT SOMETHING ELSE! Then the process starts all over again. So sad. Here's the thing, I don't think I ever even shot that BB gun and if I would have won that beautiful steelie, what then? And since then I've had a basement, no big deal. So maybe I will close this with some wise words from a very unusual source. Mick Jagger! Who said, "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need."
Here's another example. BB guns. My mom hated them. She said that I was not allowed to have a BB gun. "Under know uncertain terms can you have a BB gun." So guess what I always wanted. You guessed it, a BB gun. Would I have wanted it if my mother didn't care whether I had one or not? I can't answer that because all I know is, since she didn't want me to have one, I wanted one. One day my neighbor Ronnie got a new BB gun and wanted to sell me his old one. I don't even remember where I got the money but I ended up with his old BB gun and hid it where no mother would ever look, under my bed with the last 7 editions of Club and Penthouse magazines (hey I was a kid, nowadays they have the internet). And some how, I can't remember how, my mother found out about it. I had to give it back to Ronnie and he even got to keep the money (although the joke is most likely on my Dad because I may have paid for it with some of his Ben Franklin 50 cent pieces!) Another thing I didn't have and always wanted.
But even the most trivial things that you don't have you want. We didn't have a basement. If we could go over to someones house and spend time in the basement it was like a whole new world to us. "You have a basement? Let's go over to your house." "You have your room in the basement? Oh my gosh that must be awesome!" I thought that feeling would be gone when you got older. You know, envy, want, need for what you don't have. Guess what, I DOESN'T.
I remember going to the ventriloquist convention back in 1980, I already had a Semok figure but saw Conrad Hartz and John Arvites (sorry if I spelled it wrong) and the work they did and I wanted one from each of them. I got the Hartz. Then I saw Verna Findley's work and wanted one of hers. She quit making them before I finally got a soft puppet but I love Mary Ann Taylor's work! Now there's that Selberg guy, haven't got one of those yet. You see, hasn't changed at all. The only difference is my mom's not telling me I can't have it any more. I guess that's why it says in the 23 Psalms, The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. We shouldn't want for anything and definitely not envy someone who does have something we don't. But then again, that is our nature.
The sad thing about it is, once you do get what you've desired, that's it. You're desire is over. You've got it and now what, YOU WANT SOMETHING ELSE! Then the process starts all over again. So sad. Here's the thing, I don't think I ever even shot that BB gun and if I would have won that beautiful steelie, what then? And since then I've had a basement, no big deal. So maybe I will close this with some wise words from a very unusual source. Mick Jagger! Who said, "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need."
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Don't dismiss Global Warming
All you nay sayers out there that are dismissing Global Warming and saying that it was all a hoax shame on you. It will only be a matter of time till it comes back in full force! This is just the calm before the storm. I know it's snowing in Florida but I'm sure it's snowed there before. Ever hear of the ice age? Yes, with in a year you will be thanking me for giving you the heads up on global warming. I mean, if the president is putting together a panel to study the effects of global warming it has to be coming back doesn't it? Of course! Our president wouldn't spend money for no reason! He doesn't have a track record of that.
Al Gore was right! We need to watch out. The planet has a fever and you know how you get the chills when you have a fever? Well, the planet has the chills. Yeah, THAT'S IT! The planet has the chills. Maybe we can throw a warm blanket over the planet and give it some asprin and it will all go away. Or how about a big vat of Chicken Soup? Anyway, don't forget your sunscreen this summer, it's going to be a hot one!
Al Gore was right! We need to watch out. The planet has a fever and you know how you get the chills when you have a fever? Well, the planet has the chills. Yeah, THAT'S IT! The planet has the chills. Maybe we can throw a warm blanket over the planet and give it some asprin and it will all go away. Or how about a big vat of Chicken Soup? Anyway, don't forget your sunscreen this summer, it's going to be a hot one!
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